Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?

What's Your Favorite?

I'm a desert island pizza person, meaning, I pretty much never get sick of pizza. When it comes to other favorite cuisines, I operate in cycles - indulge often, grow tired of them, take a break and re-visit in time. But when it comes to pizza, I could eat it every night of the week. I typically practice enough self-control to override this desire, but luckily for me, I made a special concession this past week while creating this article.

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?

This week has been frozen pizza binge week, all in the name of rating the menagerie of yuppie frozen pizzas available. Below, "report cards" for 6 pizzas, bought in mainstream grocery stores, Whole Foods and Trader Joe's.

1. California Pizza Kitchen Margherita Thin Crust Pizza

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?CPK is the clear winner - unless, perhaps, Wolfgang Puck were to rise from the dead (see below).

GRADE: A

PRICE: Approximately $7.69

  • Light, crispy, minimalist crust.
  • The four cheese blend is definitely the highlight. It has a more complex/interesting taste than other standard frozen pies, and it has a nice texture - not too oily.
  • No sauce - nice tomatoes on top only.

2. Wolfgang Puck Frozen Pizzas

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?Formerly graded as an A, sadly Wolfgang Puck frozen pizzas are no longer. With dozens of restaurants across the US, Wolfgang Puck has also entered our airports, his pizzas becoming the travel meal of choice. But for some reason, the empire has chosen to halt the distribution of their easy home option: their tasty frozen pizza. The pizzas were overpriced, but yummy! Hopefully they'll make a comeback to the market.

3. Newman's Own Margherita Pizza

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?Newman's Own is in all the mainstream grocery stores, and is clearly marketed toward yuppies. The pizza is superior to the Whole Foods house brand (below), but I feel it falls just short of CPK. Still, a good pie and typically a tiny bit cheaper than CPK.

GRADE: B+

PRICE: Approximately $6.59

  • Nice, crispy thin crust.
  • Decent cheese, but only two types next to CPK's four, which makes for a less interesting taste.

4. Whole Foods House Brand Four Cheese Pizza

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?Whole Foods makes a decent pie, but overall, I'd rate it average. If you have the choice in the supermarket, opt for Newman's Own or CPK. It is similar (a mix of four cheeses, a light crust), but ultimately inferior.

GRADE: B

PRICE: Approximately $4.99

  • Decent crust - thin and crunchy.
  • The cheese and sauce are perfectly fine / average.
  • WARNING: I've experienced soggy center crust.

5. Amy's Bread Margherita Pizza

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?I've seen Amy's Bread frozen pizzas praised all over the place, and I have to ask... WHY? I've sampled the brand a handful of times, and each time I find it inferior to the brands above. I hate to say it, but the word "cafeteria" is evoked. Or worse, as my boyfriend noted upon tasting it: "skating rink".

GRADE: C

Price: Approximately $6.99

  • Soft, doughy crust, not unlike Boboli.
  • Fine/normal cheese.

6. Trader Joe's Margherita Pizza

Yuppie Frozen Pizza Taste Test: What's Your Favorite?Sorry Trader Joe's fans. This was the worst frozen pizza I've ever had. The cheese tasted rubbery and unnatural (of all things). The sauce had an odd flavor, and stuck to the dough in a strange,  unappetizing way. With the exception of the price, there was nothing redeeming about this pizza.

GRADE: D

Price: $3.99

  • Awful cheese
  • Poor sauce

Did I leave any out? Agree/disagree? Let me know below. Thumbnail photo shows CPK frozen pizza, taken by Flickr user OhBuoyancy!

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